TAFT PLAYER PROFILE
Mark “Peezo” Pizano
HT: 5’8 WT: 176.25
Age: 36 Pos: All
Finishing move: Heartbreaker (any Kobe moves)
Special moves: Classified! Level 5 clearance only
Other notes: Ranks as commissioner of the SWAT team in Swatsonville.
Scouting Report: Pizano brought his usual set of skills to the 2016 season. The unsung hero usually remains under the radar due to not having one obvious strength, but he excels at not having a true weakness. Mark contributes on both sides of the court with one of the better mid range shots at Taft. Above average defense, rebounding, and a balanced offensive approach makes Mark an asset on every team he joins. His unyielding tenacity and stamina of the Gods may force us to place Coors light on the list of performance enhancing drugs, since a normal 36 year old would call it a day once the sun hits high noon. Thankfully for the Taft ballers, there is plenty of Coors to go around.
2017 Keys To Success: Start drinking Coors earlier to get the boost early in the games instead of later. Don’t waste mental energy roasting Andy.
Career Stats
Year
|
G
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W
|
L
|
P
|
PPG
|
HG
|
HW
|
HL
|
HP
|
HPPG
|
FG
|
FW
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FL
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FP
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FPPG
|
2016
|
51
|
20
|
31
|
416
|
8.16
|
40
|
16
|
24
|
329
|
8.23
|
11
|
4
|
7
|
87
|
7.91
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